Wooks

Wooks are usually dreaded kids who are a part of the jamband scene (particularly the Phish scene). These dirty kids are not there for the music, but to leach off the fans. Looking for free handouts, beers, and drugs. They are considered the lowlife part of the jamband community. If/When they actually get into the show they cannot be missed due to the stench they walk around with. They have no regard for other people's space. Wooks can usually be identified by their dreads, flat-brimmed caps, and they may even have a pit-bull. They will approach you in a kind way, in hopes of a free handout. Never trust a wook and NEVER let one sleep on your couch, because if you do you can consider them your new roommate who will never pay rent, will eat all your food, and smoke all your dope!

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